*Tosses William a pack of cigarettes that I just bought at the gas station, which he catches flawlessly.*
Me: That was totally gangsta!
William: I know, I’m the shiz-niz.
Me: No, I meant that when you caught the cigarettes you looked like a high school dropout who extorts people for money he didn’t earn.
William: >_>

Daniel: (referring to XBox 360′s live-streaming of UFC 141) Apparently Microsoft was handling everything. Servers, subscriptions, everything related to the online stream. I don’t understand how the entire system going under could have happened.
Katherine: *peers at Daniel over a cup of coffee* You don’t understand how something Microsoft was in charge of didn’t work?
Daniel: … let me rephrase that.

I don’t even want to think about the amount of time that was required to make this. Although she made a really cute tutorial regarding how she made the puppet and posted it on her DeviantART account. (Part One, Part Two) *Risachantag (the creator of the puppet) mentioned that it took somewhere between $250-$300 to make the darn thing herself.
It is really cute though. :3
Me: You know what?
William: What?
Me: You’re my Kawaii El Toro!
William: I’m your cute bull?
Me: My half Asian, half Hispanic cute bull!
William: You know sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes, I entertain the possibility that you replace your brain with jello in the morning.
Me: That’s pretty big talk for a half Asian cow!
